lolcat science!

2009/07/25

lolcatWhy does this image cause such explosive laughter?  You tell me.  All I know is that I get quite a good belly laugh going every time I see it.  There’s a certain science, it seems, to “lolcat”-making.  There is a certain perfect misspelling or bungling of english in these pictures that, if done just so, somehow can make the inconceivable seem not only likely, but nearly totally real.  What I mean to say is this: I am convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that “I can has cheezburger?” is EXACTLY what the above cat was thinking and trying to communicate with such a joyfully oblivious grin.  Not all lolcats are created equal, however, and as we will see, one extra or misplaced word can ruin a perfectly good lolcat.  That doesn’t mean that they aren’t funny, though, as it seems there are several different comedic goals that lolcat makers have in mind.  For example:

invisible bikeThere is no misspelling.  No clever joke to make here, only the observation that this cat looks like it would be on a bike (if it were not so obviously just in the air).  This kind of lolcat is just having fun with the things cats do, and points out how those things are like human things.  The funny thing about a lot of lolcats is the fact that we really don’t know what they are thinking, so why couldn’t it be “this”?  In my opinion, a good lolcat not only attributes human qualities to a photo of a cat, but also creates a distinction between human and cat language and activities.  Example:

napkinsGetting the spelling just right is kinda tricky, but srslr, how does that not make us see cats in a different light?  It’s human language but ever so slightly un-human.  This is how, in my opinion, an lolcat achieves its greatness.  There are many more things to discuss concerning lolcats like: the science of misspelling, the perception of cats, lolcats and english, how not to make one, the origin of the first (above) lolcat, the reappearing trends, etc.  We look forward to further fleshing out this great e-phenomenon.

No, srslr.


Nice career, Beck.

2009/05/08

Talking with some friends recently while looking back in time at some of the bigger solo acts of certain decades, we wondered where our david bowie or bob dylan was.  Please don’t tell us the 2000’s will be remembered for the rise and fall of Britney.  We want another rise and fall of ziggy stardust.  That is, where have all the innovative, game-changing pioneers gone?  Speaking specifically of solo artists, we could think of very few pop(py) solo acts that really had stood the test of multiple albums and decades of shifting styles to remain relevant.  Then we thought of Beck.

Beck may still live in the hearts of all the dropout-minded high schoolers from the mid-90’s with the buzzkill anthem “Loser” or the alt-rap block party “Where It’s At”, but post Odelay Beck has seen lots of shape shifting and certainly plenty  of wonderful songs.  What makes Beck unique is what makes any solo artist who sells lots of records over multiple decades unique: the ebbs and flows of evolving musical output.  Beck has worn many masks as a performer and music maker, and just as Picasso in his own right had a blue period, a cubist period, and a surrealist period, so Beck has had an indie period of rawer, rougher song-writing, a more avant garde period, a Sea Change period, and a more mature poppy period which he is still in.  To want Beck to return to the 90’s sound is to wish him to artistically devolve.

Beck’s beginnings as a 90’s alternative oddity have certainly shaped what was expected of him as a career musician.  This is why, in my opinion, 2002’s Sea Change marked the game-changing album for beck.  1999’s Midnight Vultures, while possibly being the of ultimate realization of Beck’s neon house-party dreamland, is somewhat expected given previous musical eccentricities.  But it was the aptly-named Sea Change (or was it the 3 years between albums) that decidedly altered beck not only in terms of overall sound, but in terms of perception.  All of a sudden, he wasn’t a pop music showcase.  The script was flipped and all the bells and whistles that beautifully decorated his song-writing on albums past had been stripped away, leaving nothing but a guitar to lean on.  I specifically remember my dad and I sitting down to watch David Letterman during my freshman year of college before Sea Change had been released.  My dad asked who beck was, and after playing a couple tracks it was clear that my dad, who only has a heart for Simon and Garfunkel, would not be interested.  When Beck came out to play the simple, meditative “Lost Cause”, I heard a distinctly surprised “hmph!” from the other side of the living room.  How could he not?

Since Sea Change, Beck has not strayed too far from his 90’s pop roots, but has certainly added a much more glossy sheen to his patented sound.  Guero blew out the speakers of 2005, proclaiming the return of the funky, back-alley, beat-happy Beck we have come to love.  ”Hell Yes”, “E-Pro” and a couple others have become live standards and fit perfectly along side “Devil’s Haircut”, “Hollywood Freaks” and other Beck catalogue staples.  The Information, 2006’s out-of-nowhere release had similarities with Guero and sometimes felt like a b-sides version of Guero.  This is not to say that “Nausea”, “Strange Apparition” and “Think I’m in Love” (among others) aren’t great Beck songs, but when held up to his other albums this one seemed to be his most vanilla.  Maybe it feels this way because there was such a simple (and reductive at times) musical feel to apply to the previous albums: Mellow Gold is an early morning coffee jolt of backyard electro-folk.  Odelay was the slacker-rapper hodgepodge.  Mutations was a very upstanding, singer-songwriter incarnation of the beck sound.  Midnight Vultures, the aforementioned neon house-party.  Sea Change was the slow-burning exhibition of singalong, sunset-ing tunes.  Guero was the “Beck is back” album, decked out in all the typical beck jams.  Then comes The Information.  I just can’t decide where it belongs in the scope of Beck’s colorful career.

Last year, Modern Guilt marked yet another subtle mutation in form.  The 10 short tracks that form this album all exude a certain confidence that seems to sound like Beck is really enjoying himself with his music again (not that he wasn’t at any point).  A mature and content Beck showed off his polished song-writing skills all over the album.  It’s been a great career to follow, and hopefully one that will continue and be remembered as representative of some kind of musical image of the 1990’s and 2000’s.  It wouldn’t disappoint me at all to see him identified with either of those two decades of my life.  He’s got to be one of the more memorable musical figures from these last two decades, not for antics, drug rehab, or other publicity-generating fluff.  Beck will be remembered for being a steady, often brilliant artist of music.


Are you lolcat spurienced?

2009/03/16

rrn and jrmr often chat about really important things, like the meaning of life, heartbreak, who will win in professional spanish soccer games, and so on. from time to time, we’ll bring you a transcript of one of our conversations so you can listen in. here, rrn sees the i can has cheezburger cat for the first time, and laughter ensues.

 

jrmr: i think the way the internet is ruining (my) english is pretty interesting.
rrn: Yes, it is interesting.  I think so, too.
jrmr: yeah, i guess you sort of just wrote a paper about it.
jrmr: but i really like writing like a mentally challenged 7 yr old lol.
rrn: haha
rrn: EAT QUIZNOS SUUUUUUBS!
rrn: that’s how i feel sometimes
jrmr: laughing out loud -> LOL -> LOLZ -> LULZ ->wait, whaT?
jrmr: haha, well summarized.
rrn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhfcdqMTtU4
jrmr: subs are a doooooollar off!
jrmr: lolz.
jrmr: so weird.
rrn: i know what you mean though, it’s like a new medium of expression and i’m still not sure i can express my whole personality or complete emotive range through chatting, but it’s FUN TO TRYEE!
rrn: with little misspellings like that and symbols, etc
jrmr: yeah.
jrmr: i think it’ll end up being good supplemental stuff.
rrn: barça lots in the champs leage
rrn: league
jrmr: like, i think lolcats is so funny bc it hits something really true and already present in us.
rrn: lolcats?
jrmr: and LOL is the best way to say “this is silly and i’m still laughing!!!
jrmr: HOLY [unprintable] DO YOU NOT KNOW THE LOLCATS>!??!?!
rrn: no!?
jrmr: I CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER?!?!?
rrn: that seems vaguely familiar

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“Ludaspeak” – a brief introduction

2009/03/08

Ludaspeak is a language, people.  You might call it the official language of one of the alphabet’s best letters: R.  In this language, all vowels are replaced with R.  R, or the sounds heard in the word “surfer,” are the only non-consonant sounds that are spoken in ludaspeak.  It takes a little practice to get used to making that R shape so much, but after some practice it’s pretty fun.

Lrdrsprk rlsr hrs r wrttrn frm.  Can you read that?  (hint: it helps to say it out loud)  Ludaspeak’s written form brings up some interesting challenges; it is often left up to the writer to decide how much of the word they want to reveal when spelling it.  For example, “door” could be “drr” in written ludaspeak to make the fact that there is both a vowel R and a consonant R being used, but may simply be written “dr”. Context would likely determine which would be more useful. Also, therein lies most of the fun of trying to read ludaspeak: you have to bend your mind just enough to hear the words (or guess the vowels) and try to imply the meaning.  Here’s a sample:  

r rm hrvrng r brd dr.  r wrs thrstr.  r wrnt tr thr strr fr srm mrlk, brt thr wrs nr mrlk lrft!  sr r wrnt brk hrm rnd drnk srm wrtr.  rnd r drn’t rrllr lrk wrtr!  brmmr!

ludaspeak sample

FUN!

Now that you’ve got the basic idea, here’s some common phrases you’ll want to know — try them out, and keep practicing!

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